Welcome back to Idaho!
And not Ohio.
Stay in school, kids.
Lesson #1: don’t have kids if you’re just gonna be a DICK to them.
Class, lemme introduce you to Idaho’s very own Mommy Dearest…
Robin Lee Row
She looks like…a mom.
Robin Lee Row is currently the only woman on death row in Idaho.
Why, you may ask?
Because THIS BITCH murdered her husband and two young children.
She deserves this haircut.
In 1992, Robin lived with her husband Randy and two children, Joshua (10) and Tabitha (8) in a duplex in southwest Boise.
Robin worked at a YMCA as a bingo manager.
I…didn’t know that was a thing.
Robin and Randy were in the midst of serious marital problems.
In fact, Robin was staying with her friend, Joan, while Randy remained at their home with the kids.
In the early morning hours of February 10, 1992, Robin woke her friend up. Robin had a “terrible feeling that something was wrong at the house.”
Joan, alarmed and probs annoyed as hell for being startled awake at 3 in the gawtdamn morning, assured Robin that everything was fine.
But being a good friend, she offered to take Robin to the house.
As they turned down the street, they were alarmed to see flashing lights and emergency vehicles EVERYWHERE.
Robin was right.
Something was very wrong.
Before approaching anyone, Robin eerily whispered: “there must have been fire.”
Not seeing any smoke, Joan was taken aback…what a…specific assumption.
Joan was even more weirded once she found out it WAS a fire.
Randy, Joshua and Tabitha all died from carbon monoxide poisoning as a result of the fire.
As it became clear that the fire was intentionally set, investigators began wondering “who in the fuck would murder a dude and his two children?”
Robin became the prime suspect once detectives discovered that she had taken out SIX life insurance policies just 17 days before.
And the policies totaled $275,000. Gee, I wonder who the murderer could be?
Upon further investigation, detectives were shocked, SHOCKED, to find that Robin had been embezzling money from her job as bingo manager at the YMCA.
AND THEN, cops discovered the #1 damning piece of information against Robin:
Robin had previously “lost” two children.
In 1977, her baby daughter died from Sudden Infant Death Syndrome and in 1980, her son Keith died in an ACCIDENTAL HOUSE FIRE.
Bitch was a serial child killer. Of her own children.
What kind of fucking monster…???
Oh and while she was separated from Randy, she claimed all kinds of fucked up shit: he kidnapped her, raped her and physically abused her. All of which seemed to be completely fabricated aka utter bullshit.
And because she’s the worst, I’ll throw in one final juicy piece of goss: THIS BITCH was sexually involved with her friend Joan’s adult son.
Thanks to a sting operation that involved our new BFF Joan, Robin was arrested on March 23, 1992, and charged with the murders of her husband and two children.
In a separate case, Robin was being charged with grand theft for being a dick and stealing bingo money.
Trial was held from late January to March of 1993.
Robin Lee Row was found guilty on all counts.
She was sentenced to death for the 3 murders and 20 years for aggravated arson.
Robin has been appealing since day 1 but all appeals have been denied.
She is currently a guest at the Pocatello Women’s Correctional Center in Pocatello, Idaho.There is no date of execution.